Trixie Mattel is right, getting to know your neighbors is the best inoculation against being annoyed by their noise. it only works up to a certain point, but for just regular footsteps or the occasional bass leaking through or a party once in a while, the anonymous Fucking Neighbors are people i will kill for doing their laundry at 10:14pm, but Steven and Ray who live upstairs and sometimes have to jog across their hardwood at 8:39am because they forgot to pick up their Clif bar before they put on their shoes for work are my good pals and i look forward to barricading the building together during the financial collapse.
saw this comment on a post and while the post itself was fine i saw people in the notes saying that they were going to add the phrase “go lick windows or something” to their vocabulary and you should absolutely not fucking do this!!!!!
offering the much funnier and not ableist “go weave a basket”
offering the much
funnier and not ableist
“go weave a basket”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Yeah, no, basket weaving was a thing attached to “insane asylums” for a good long while. (Hence “basket case” as an insult)
A LOT of stuff that gets used in regular conversations are ableist, antisemitic, sexist, or racist.
honestly the reality that there are full grown goyische adults who participate in the south park fandom really wigs me the fuck out
i feel like i really can’t explain to gentiles the extent to which south park specifically introduced my peers to antisemitism as children, which they then directed at me, a fellow child
like, in a very specific and particular way, south park did a lot of damage to me as a jewish child
“but we make trans headcanons about the characters!”
make trans headcanons about something else
south park was directly responsible for me discovering, as a child, that gentiles i liked and trusted would target me for being jewish
and south park was directly responsible for me feeling like i had to laugh and accept it when they did
this was an extraordinarily negative thing for me as a person
i love this post bc it really upsets specifically the most annoying gentiles alive
i love this post bc the notes are almost entirely either “jewish people sharing how south park led to them experiencing antisemitism” and “goyim getting really upset about that”
anyway fuck south park and fuck south park fans
Insufficient satire. It’s not satirical enough to alternate bigots.
No Nazi is singing Spring Time for Hitler, but they will absolutely adore Cartman.
love handel probably had the most insane relationship drama i know this in my heart
These guys???
look me in the eyes and tell me that bobbi fabulous wouldn’t be incredibly offended after finding out that swampy the drummer is gay but not interested in him. and that was just the beginning of the end for the band
the ten commandments
- thog don’t caare
- if it sucks hit da bricks
- play the cards i’m given
- pobody’s nerfect
- this mess is a place
- fuck it we ball
- it’s so over
- we’re so back
- what if the world was made of pudding
- there is good in every day
Worst types of country songs:
- Alcoholism rules
- God bless the USA
- Truck
- Diet christian music
- Love a small town blue eyed girl
Best types of country songs:
- Just a specific ass situation
- I hate this damn job
- Woman kills those who’ve wronged her
- Alcoholism sucks












