Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself.
i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating
My brother’s first reaction to our kitten. Babies make all men weak.
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
my chopsticks know i’m white
weewoo girlfriend police!!
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Gotta love he fact that the story is about the nip slip and not the rescue. The rescue is just an afterthought.
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
ask me something guys!!
why the fuck his name Goldduck when he is blue?
|—||said lily evans to the marauders more than once probably to which she received extreme amounts of laughter (via herhmione)|